Birthdate: January 6, 1969
Birthplace: Compton, CA
Residence: Norwalk, CA
Sex: F
Height: 5'-4"
Weight: 122 lb.
A TV repairman and shop owner by trade, FFSS became an urban icon in 1991 when she assaulted a police officer who ticketed her for jaywalking. FFSS believes the officer went far overboard and behaved like a zealot (worse, he made her miss "Goodfellas" on pay-per-view); she responded to his tirade with a kick in the groin. A small riot ensued as bystanders joined in the scuffle, and FFSS soon found herself the center of media attention. When found guilty by a criminal court, Los Angeles exploded into chaos which made the Rodney King fiasco look tame by comparison, as hundreds of thousands ignored racial differences and took revenge for countless incidents of police brutality.
FFSS, not unexpectedly, revels in her notoriety and flaunts it; business at her store quadrupled after the initial attack, and rioters deliberately spared it during their sprees of destruction.
Disgruntled and prone to anger, FFSS enjoys smashing in terminally broken TV sets. She once shot to death a burglar who stole aluminum siding off her house but laments that she "never got to bash his head in."