Birthdate: January 16, 1970
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Residence: Culver City, CA
Sex: M
Height: 6'-6"
Weight: 1 lb.
One of the oldest but most obscure Unions members, Kiteman basically floats around in the background. He competes in kite races against those controlled by human handlers on the ground. Lightweight and ebullient, he does not take life too seriously (how can you when you're basically two-dimensional?) and acts like he doesn't have a care in the world.